拉爵暴论实录：挨骂到格雷泽份上我就撤退

当格雷泽家族在曼联球迷仇恨榜上持续霸榜时，手握28.94%股份的二当家拉特克利夫突然放出暴论："要是哪天我被喷成格雷泽Pro Max版，老子立马卷铺盖走人！"（原文："If it reached the extent that the Glazer family have been abused, then I’d have to say, look, enough’s enough guys, let somebody else do this."）

这位INEO石油大亨对着《泰晤士报》疯狂输出："被骂这事儿吧，我能忍！毕竟现在俱乐部这德行，谁当老板都得当背锅侠。裁员、涨票价这些脏活总得有人干，但..."他突然压低声音，"要是我家狗都被寄恐吓信了——"（原文："I can put up with it for a while. I don’t mind being unpopular because I get that nobody likes seeing Manchester United down where they are, and nobody likes the decisions we’re having to make at the moment."）

关于格雷泽の暴言暴语

说到大股东时，拉爵突然开启"护犊子"模式："说真的，格雷泽就是美东老钱圈的圣人！乔尔身上连根反派骨头都找不到！"（原文："They’re the nicest people on the planet. I mean, there isn’t a bad bone in Joel Glazer’s body."）接着话锋一转："但这也正是问题所在！他要是坏一点，早该..."（原文："which is why he didn’t bloody…"）

炮轰前任管理层

当话题转向伍德沃德时代，拉爵瞬间化身人形加特林："我tm才不要和伍德沃德、阿诺德这种货色共事！"（原文："I wouldn’t have tolerated Ed Woodward, or Richard Arnold. Richard was a rugby man, he didn’t even understand football."）"让投行精英管足球？这操作就像让会计开航母！"（原文："Ed didn’t have the credentials to manage the club. He was a merchant banker, an accountant. He wasn’t the chief executive."）

自曝收购动机

谈到收购曼联的初衷，拉爵突然凡尔赛附体："老子在石油化工赚的钱能买下整个VAR系统！"（原文："I’m making enough money in chemicals and oil and gas and all that stuff."）"买尼斯俱乐部就像集邮，但法甲这水平..."他做了个鬼脸，"看他们踢球能治失眠！"（原文："I don’t particularly enjoy going to watch Nice because there are some good players but the level of football is not high enough for me to get excited."）

曼联の诅咒

最后这位71岁富豪突然哲学上线："弗爵爷早说过，曼联这件球衣能把人压垮。"（原文："The first thing Alex Ferguson said to me was that the shirt can be too heavy."）"现在连我这把老骨头都开始掉头发了——毕竟说错一句话就可能变成足坛拉特纳！"（英国珠宝商因不当言论破产的典故，原文："Remember Gerald Ratner... one word, all gone."）